Yahoo Sports has a titillating article about the next great MLB Superstar.
Yes. Hold your breath. Wait for it.
This man could be the next Brooks Kieschnick!!!! Be afraid.
Word on the street is Brooks once said this quote:
"You know, honestly, I knew my career was in trouble the minute the Cubs drafted me.”
Which makes me like him infinitely more.
(I got so excited about Brooks I forgot to give you this kids name: Casey Kelly. But who the fuck cares, Brooks Kieschnick)