Monday, August 31, 2009

Another Chapter to the Book of Porn

I would be doing this blog a disservice if I did not mention Paul Byrd's outing last night. Not because of how he performed during the game, but for how he most likely performed after the game.


I'm sorry to inform you all that I have not yet read the Paul Byrd Porn book, but I absolutely plan on it. I could really care less about how he did (6 scoreless innings), but I really want to know which website he dedicated his time to last night. Also, I wonder if he has a Clemens like clause in his contract so he can avoid away games. If he doesn't, the Red Sox may need to employ one John Kitna (read 1st 3 paragraphs), and the power of God, to ensure he does not slip up in his anti-porn endeavors.

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