Monday, August 17, 2009

Obvious Steroids User 8/17/09

This is going to be another shitty post like the Canseco one. Sorry. I have a lot of moving stuff around and cougar hunting at Target to do in Valpo today.

JASON GIAMBI is taking this week's OSU prize.


Not really a tough call. Canseco called out the way he bloated up like a balloon. He was caught in the Mitchell Report. He admitted his wrongdoings. His numbers dove off a cliff like the end of that beginning level in fucking Goldeneye. And of course, he had to resort to questionable clothing in order to try and revive his career. I hope that summary satisfies you.

Irregardless of your satisfaction, I will be spending my afternoon scouring Target for Kitty Kat. Welcome to the club, Giambino.

5 comments:

  1. I think it is really selfish to short-change your audience in order to fulfill a personal quest

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  2. I'm glad I actually checked the today just because you mentioned the cougs at target. for anyone not familiar with this valparaiso phenomenon, i feel sorry for you... it really is unbelievable

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  3. The best part about it today was that many of the local cougars were taking in their college freshman daughters for school shopping. I'm considering camping outside the front door all week.

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  4. Also do not forget about the hot underage Target cashier employees.

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  5. Isn't there a restraining order on Cooly?

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