Monday, November 9, 2009

What's Sammy Sosa Up To?

Why is Sammy Sosa looking so white? Here is a part of an article from the Tribune:
"He's not trying to be Michael Jackson," said former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis, who talks frequently with Sosa.Sosa was photographed recently during an appearance at Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas."He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin," Polihronis said. "Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting."He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving. He said, 'If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture.'
Let me get this straight. He isn't trying to be like Michael Jackson, but instead he is trying to be like a woman since woman have it all the time? Sammy Sosa you have always confused, yet never seemed to surprise me.
Here is a comparison of Sammy over the years.


  1. Sammy was in that picture? I couldn't get past his wife and her huge juggs.

  2. I can't get past how lopsided those things are. They're kind of scaring me.

  3. You would play with them

  4. Damn You Matty! You beat me to writing this article.