My Absence Cannot Go Unpunished

Gents and Scalawags, I understand that my absence recently has left you questioning your man-hood, child hood dreams, and sexuality. I get that, I'm the object of your obsession. Why was I away from the blog so long? It's absolutely not because I was looking at porn and got a computer virus. Whomever is spreading that rumor is a bold faced liar.

I have the real reason I could not post on the blog, and you can find the answer in this fantastic commercial. You are not mistaken folks. That is El Duque filming the greatest cameo in commercial history. Why would Airless Water Valve want a washed up pitcher who has been retired for 3 years? No one may ever know. What I do know is that I'm still impressed by that fantastic leg kick.