Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Kim Jong-Il Hates Indians Baseball/Cleveland Too

If you missed it today, North Korea fired shots at South Korea. Who could really say why, maybe it is because Kim Jong-Il is bat shit crazy; more likely North Korea was super pissed that South Korea won the Asian Games. (That is their title!).

Regardless of the why, we know that South Korea is mildly upset. Now, as many of you know Shin Soo Choo is South Korean (kind of like Mr. Anonymous). Choo was supposed to sign up for military duty within the next 2 years. However, since he lead his team to Total Victory, he has been granted a pardon from his military service. This made me extremely happy as one of my favorite players and my fantasy baseball pillar now can actually play baseball in his prime years.

Then, Kim Jong-Il had to go and fuck everything up. With this latest incident Choo can either run and hide from his military service, or fearless patriotism will consume him. My guess is that Choo ends up signing up for the Korean military and becomes the best fighter pilot since Ted Williams.

I guess we will just have to wait this one out. Let's all hope it doesn't end with a crazy Korean detonating a bunch of nukes.

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