Manny I have Two Words for Ya

Do you hear that? Is that a little life coming back into our blog? No, that was me giving the DX crotch chop a billion times when I heard Manny Ramirez decided to retire rather than face the music for his steroid use. There isn't much validity to this blog post, other than to A) put something up here rather than the post that killed off YSW for a month and B) to further point out how much Manny sucks.

Still, what are the odds that he would get tested again? How was he supposed to know that he would get caught. . .again. Other than the obvious * that will go next to his power numbers, you do have to give him some credit for a career .312 BA. You also have to give him a little credit for getting away with steroid abuse for over 19 years and netting himself $204,807,769. Whether it was his antics, his 555* career home runs, or his ability to score incredibly lucrative contracts, we can finally know him for his steroid use. Wait, we already knew that, never mind. Either way, Manny decided to cry and leave baseball instead of face the consequences of his actions. Priceless.

This is just one final act of Manny being Manny and I love it.